Sunday, February 05, 2006

Superbowl Sunday

I am 36 years old and I still don't know the first thing about football. In high school I went to a few football games. I don't ever think I sat down and watched one though. I don't even know that I ever sat down in the bleachers. I do remember walking a lot and socializing.

To be honest, I don't know a lot about many sports. Here is how I see them:

Football: Men wearing really big outfits on top and tight as can be pants. (Some of theses guys should NOT be wearing this!) The game looks kind of rough too because these guys keep running and jumping on each other. What is the point?

Hockey: More bulky clothes and more roughness. This game has an added treat - a stick to beat your opponent with.

Golf: What is up with this game? The outfits are ok but how boring is it to watch golf? Yawn!

Baseball: The clothes aren't too tight - in fact - if the player is in good shape - they look good in their snazzy little uniforms. I get baseball - the rules that is. I just don't understand why it is SO long? Can't you do the same thing in 3 or 5 innings? Also - why do these dudes spit all over the place though - GROSS

Soccer - I like this game because I understand it. I also like the shorts! :-)

Basktball: I also like this game. In fact, I used to watch it all of the time. I rarely do anymore though. I should start again. Oh yeah - also the like the uniforms too!

I will be going to my brother's house today for Superbowl Sunday. Will I actually watch the game though? Probably not. I will have fun though - I am sure that I will be able to find some people to socialize with.

Have a good Sunday y'all!

3 comments:

Teragram said...

Ha! This is hilarious. Should be a column in the newspaper.

Nebur said...

Yawn......

Dree said...

I've had football explained to me a zillion times, by men and women alike. I still don't get it.